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grr grr yahoo collapse is evil...have stopped spking in full words game is evil.. eyes now swimming coz of coloured blur...cant c straight.. got up to level 8(v amazing for me who's crap at all games did betta than uno!) and then bastr*d/bitc*h game killed me...grrrrr

- 02:35 p.m., Monday, April 29, 2002

Kiss kiss

hehehe so am obesessed with kiss kiss...tarkan's voice is soooo sexy just had to devote a whole entry to him! mwah mwah! also like the new naked woman one..no not the naked part just the song! hehehe uno's frustration bout being really bad at air hockey is amusing...she sitting there going uh uh uh in whiny girly voice..Katherine is following in her footsteps hehehehe!! uno now swearing at basta*d computer.....

- 02:00 p.m., Monday, April 29, 2002

wasting time in comp room

hello havent been on pitas in so long...but now that am bak in the mode of trying to avoid working yet again..seems like a good time to cum back! so was checking out other sites and have realsied in horror :0 (look of horror) that all pitas sites are betta than mine..even uno's is betta! tis not fair..have to hide site in shame..v upset

- 01:50 p.m., Monday, April 29, 2002

too much revision...a very bad idea

So just realised that have only 1 wk left b4 skool starts again and havent done any work at all!!! aaaaahhhh! ugh been cramming for 2 days...and now am at the point where nuthing makes sense anymore!

Bin in a silly mood today where start laughing hysterically at everything..grrr all SUMONE's bad influence.. she shall remain nameless (says Salz wit a big grin!) Was reading Shan's site and the thing bout the butterfly falling down made me crack up soooo much..even laughing at zoz's lame jokes: u so dumb u make simple simon look smart...heheheh stil laughing! think ive cracked u guys...need sum HELP!!

- 07:08 p.m., Tuesday, April 9, 2002

aaaw soz uno

so uno feels that she was not properly thanked for her help on sat nite....heheh thanx so much u were really great..god just read that line again..sounds v dodgy....

- 07:16 p.m., Monday, March 25, 2002

Amy has a web page

Am v upset coz just found out that Amy has a pitas site..and funnily enough did not mention that fact to me....I had to find out through linking from Jo's page. Am v dissapointed (hurt expression)that u didnt tell me amy! Funny how am usually the last to find out bout things...hmmmm

also v proud that no one has been on pitas for 5 days!! eexxelllent as uno says drumming her fingers together with an evil grin!! Good job guys am so proud that we're tryng to quit and its working...must be all the group therapy sessions w doing together! ;)

- 06:47 p.m., Monday, March 25, 2002

Fecking Computers

Computers are crappy can I just say! they make life hell!! heres a little story bout my issue with the flipping machines:

CRISIS 1: Saturday 22nd March:

Have been typing for 7 straight hours with no food or tv breaks....can u imagine no tv break...yeah tis amazing what bio corsework can do to a person! So continue working inbetween calls of "help I cant do this fecking bio thingy" from Shan, Uno, and Harmz (cant link her) and suddenly computer freezes..not just the mouse or just the keyboard...no no no the ENTIRE computer!!!!!! And guess what..have not saved any work the whole time! Start panicking but then think "i noe, i'll restart and the file will come back as recovered document!" feeling very relieved and start to breathe again, but then omg realise that have not just the one file open, but working from 3 different word documents..aarrrgggh! which one is it going to recover?? Am on the verge of a nervous breakdown and call up uno crying "good bye cruel world, my life is over..." (soz hun). Uno's first words after i explained my prob between screams were "Salz i think ur skrewed.." (thanx babe) Had to get her bro to calm me down and tell me it'd all be good..good news is that one file was recovered, the most important one thank god!

CRISIS 2: Sunday 23rd March:

11.00 pm have finaly finished coursework and am ready to print..but oh look printer suddenly skrews up and is out of ink...and even better no extra cartridges r in the house..grrrrrrrrrr ironic isnt? So wait story gets better. Decide to transfer the file over to my bro's computer and print it off his printer. Easier said than done..decide than am going to e-mail document over to bro's computer. Begin to do this but guess what my AOL account is skrewing up and will not connect online. Spent 45 mins sorting it out and finaly get it to work. 11.45 Harmz calls,i tell her my story between cries of frustration and cursing computers. Harmz says cant u just use a floppy disk? Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid me! Did not think of using a floppy did i??? grrrrrrrr again. Finaly got it all done and passed out at 2 a.m

damn computers...am ready to throw mine out the window in frustration..whos wit me? I noe u guys feel my pain!

- 06:14 p.m., Monday, March 25, 2002

Houston we have a problem

Ugh have to stop going on pitas.. starting to get OCD(obsessive compulsive disorder) in pitas! Omg have become like Jo....nooooooooooooooooooo! Am gonna get killed for saying that.. U guys i think we is ready to admit that we have a big problem..need to form a PA (pitas anonymous) help group.

"Hi my name is saloni..and im a pitas-oholic"... group therapy starts 2moro in computer room! Have to conquer the crack cocaine..addiction!

- 05:59 p.m., Wednesday, March 20, 2002

What do u mean im crap at cameras?

Ok i promise IT WASNT WORKING!!! so there! Msg for uno dont call me crap at cameras "miss standard devi.. what?" hehe...

- 05:32 p.m., Wednesday, March 20, 2002

Camera Dilema

V. embarrasing, went to camera repair shop today to fix my camera..the camera had broken n the roll got stuck inside. Tried to make camera work for 2 weeks throwing it, hitting it and the usual things we do to make foolish electronics work. Wanted to get the photos so spent bout 15 mins xplainin to the guy that my camera was skrewed..guy puts on the camera, its working fine with no problems and roll rewinds perfectly...guy goes "and the problem is......that ur camera is perfect??" grrrr v embarrased, had to tell him no it was really broken while he stood there smirking..grrrr hate wen that happens

- 10:17 a.m., Wednesday, March 20, 2002

Yay Salz can do programming

Omg i have in fact learned how to finaly do italics, bold and underlining!! am so very proud of myself!!! Stil cant do the cool thingy when u put the mouse over a word and it goes italicy...but will get there soon i promise! I did it all on my own as well, no help! Be proud Cis

- 07:51 p.m., Monday, March 18, 2002

Random ramble: Monday afternoon in computer room

Shan shan shan u noe i wldnt leave u off my page intentionally..i would never..or would I...lalalala! hehe so am in a crazy mood coz only minutes left till the dreaded parents evening starts..da da da da (suspenseful music) not sure if suspenseful is a word? but what the hey its my page so i'm making up words! Again i want no comments..u people noe who u r! So am high on funny french sweets that have been eating all day, opened the box this morning and it all gone..---- thats a whole load of calories! So its monday and have an entire week before the weekend am going to die!

- 04:38 p.m., Monday, March 18, 2002

HTML is bad!!

So have spent a scary amount of time on this freaking pitas site trying to make my site better than all of yours! hahaha! but realised that i have no computer skill whatsoeva!! NOBODY DARE COMMENT i mean u UNO!! so anywayz got so frustrated coz cldnt program anythin and stormed out of the computer room. Have now started to have dreams about it! Last nite was dreaming that i had to program HTML into my dream and even then couldnt do it! AARRRRGGGGGHH! Dont fall into the trap...pitas is bad! ;)

- 04:22 p.m., Monday, March 18, 2002

rule of life

The best things in life are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.....
Amen to that!

- 12:07 a.m., Saturday, March 16, 2002

how do u keep a sardaji busy?

Give him a piece of paper with P.T.O written on both sides!!!!! :P bwahahahahahahahaha (evil laugh)

- 11:40 a.m., Thursday, March 14, 2002




The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

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Amy
Kat
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